Top 10 Jocks between Teacher And Pappu And santa banta | Whatsaap Funny Joke
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Teacher: sentence ko english me translate karo "vasant ne mujhe mukka mara"
Pappu:"vasantpunchmi"
(sirf bado ko samjhega bachhe POGO dekhe)
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Sir : Aagar prithvi ke anadar lava hai to bahar kya hai?
Pappu: Bahar Oppo Vivo hai (sir abhi tak behosh hai).
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Teacher : Nalayak PAdh le kabhi tune apni koi book khol ke dekhi hai?
Pappu: haa mai roj kholta hu ek book!
Teacher: Konsi?
Pappu: Facebook........
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Teacher : jisse sunai nhi deta usse hum kya kahenge?
student : kuch bhi kah do sale ko kon sa sunai deta hai....
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Teacher: Ek tokri me 10 Aam the 3 sad Gaye to kitne aam bachenge?
Student: 10.
Teacher: vo kaise?
Student: Jo sad gaye vo bhi to aam hi rahenge kele thodi na ho jayenge...
(VO student aaj vakil hai)
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Teacher :- Bus erade pakke ho pather se bhi pani nikala ja skta hai!!
student:- Madam mai to lohe se bhi pani nikal leta hu.
Teacher:- vo kaise?
Student:- Handpump se!!!!!!!!!!!
(Teacher behosh)
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Teacher:- Tumhe Pata hai Hamre purvaj bander the?
Student:- Tumhare honge Hamre to Chaudhari the.......!!!!
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Pappu:"vasantpunchmi"
(sirf bado ko samjhega bachhe POGO dekhe)
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Sir : Aagar prithvi ke anadar lava hai to bahar kya hai?
Pappu: Bahar Oppo Vivo hai (sir abhi tak behosh hai).
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Teacher : Nalayak PAdh le kabhi tune apni koi book khol ke dekhi hai?
Pappu: haa mai roj kholta hu ek book!
Teacher: Konsi?
Pappu: Facebook........
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Teacher : jisse sunai nhi deta usse hum kya kahenge?
student : kuch bhi kah do sale ko kon sa sunai deta hai....
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Teacher: Ek tokri me 10 Aam the 3 sad Gaye to kitne aam bachenge?
Student: 10.
Teacher: vo kaise?
Student: Jo sad gaye vo bhi to aam hi rahenge kele thodi na ho jayenge...
(VO student aaj vakil hai)
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Teacher :- Bus erade pakke ho pather se bhi pani nikala ja skta hai!!
student:- Madam mai to lohe se bhi pani nikal leta hu.
Teacher:- vo kaise?
Student:- Handpump se!!!!!!!!!!!
(Teacher behosh)
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Teacher:- Tumhe Pata hai Hamre purvaj bander the?
Student:- Tumhare honge Hamre to Chaudhari the.......!!!!
This is just for entertainment purpose post if you want more like this Comment Below
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